Получили мы задание на английском найти диалог на тему Mother's Day. Для мальчика и девочки. Интересный, для инсценировки. Мы с Яндексом и Гуглом оказались ни на что не способны :((( Кучи песен и стихов, а сценарий хоть бы один...
Может кто знает тайное место? Пожаааалуйста!
Конференция "О своем, о девичьем""О своем, о девичьем"
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у нас был чудесный диалог (как бог создал маму), но надо искать долго. вам когда надо?
16.03.2005 01:55:35, Маграт
Вот, сама прослезилась :)
When God Created Mums
When the Good Lord was creating mother, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You are doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."
And the Lord said, "Have you read the specifications on this order? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 180 moving parts, all replaceable, run on black tea and leftovers, have a lap that disappears when she stands up, a kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointing love affair, and six pairs of hands."
The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands? No way!"
"It's not the hands that are giving me trouble," said the Lord. :It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have."
"That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.
The Lord nodded, "One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks, 'What are you kids doing in there:' when she already knows, another pair in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn't but that she has to know. And of course, the ones in the front that can look at a child when he gets himself in trouble and say, 'I understand and I love you,' without so much as uttering a word."
"Lord," said the angel, touching his sleeve gently. "Go to sleep, tomorrow is another day."
"I can't," said the Lord. "I'm so close now. Already I have one who heals herself when she's sick, can feed a family of six on half a kilo of mince and get a nine-yea-old to stand under the shower."
The angel circled a nearly completed mother very slowly. "It's too soft," she sighed.
"But tough," the Lord said excitedly.
"You cannot imagine what this mother can do or endure."
"Can it think?"
"Not only think, but it can reason and compromise," said the Creator.
Finally the angel bent across and ran her finger across a cheek.
"There's a leak," she pronounced.
"It's not a leak," said the Lord. "It's a tear."
"What's it for?"
"It's for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness, and pride."
"You're a genius," said the angel.
The Lord looked sombre and said, "I didn't put it there."
16.03.2005 03:17:28, Маграт
When God Created Mums
When the Good Lord was creating mother, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You are doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."
And the Lord said, "Have you read the specifications on this order? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 180 moving parts, all replaceable, run on black tea and leftovers, have a lap that disappears when she stands up, a kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointing love affair, and six pairs of hands."
The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands? No way!"
"It's not the hands that are giving me trouble," said the Lord. :It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have."
"That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.
The Lord nodded, "One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks, 'What are you kids doing in there:' when she already knows, another pair in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn't but that she has to know. And of course, the ones in the front that can look at a child when he gets himself in trouble and say, 'I understand and I love you,' without so much as uttering a word."
"Lord," said the angel, touching his sleeve gently. "Go to sleep, tomorrow is another day."
"I can't," said the Lord. "I'm so close now. Already I have one who heals herself when she's sick, can feed a family of six on half a kilo of mince and get a nine-yea-old to stand under the shower."
The angel circled a nearly completed mother very slowly. "It's too soft," she sighed.
"But tough," the Lord said excitedly.
"You cannot imagine what this mother can do or endure."
"Can it think?"
"Not only think, but it can reason and compromise," said the Creator.
Finally the angel bent across and ran her finger across a cheek.
"There's a leak," she pronounced.
"It's not a leak," said the Lord. "It's a tear."
"What's it for?"
"It's for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness, and pride."
"You're a genius," said the angel.
The Lord looked sombre and said, "I didn't put it there."
16.03.2005 03:17:28, Маграт
веселенький... я тут плачу, а вам весело...
:)
жалко, автор нигде не указан. 16.03.2005 03:27:30, Маграт
:)
жалко, автор нигде не указан. 16.03.2005 03:27:30, Маграт
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