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25.01.2013 13:34:26, Мальмё ©
27 комментариев
первые два слова не осилила :(
25.01.2013 16:21:04, Бозон
пасиб! :)
25.01.2013 16:25:54, Бозон
английский ответ :)
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".
• In the first year, ‘s’ will replace the soft ‘c’. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard ‘c’ will be dropped in favor of the ‘k’. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.
• There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome ‘ph’ will be replaced with the ‘f’. This will make words like ‘fotograf’ 20% shorter.
• In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent ‘e’-s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
• By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing ‘th’ with ‘z’ and ‘w’ with ‘v’.
• During ze fifz year, ze unesesary ‘o’ kan be dropd from vords kontaining ‘ou’ and similar changes vud ofkors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a realy sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand each ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU! 25.01.2013 20:54:09, Бозон
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".
• In the first year, ‘s’ will replace the soft ‘c’. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard ‘c’ will be dropped in favor of the ‘k’. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.
• There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome ‘ph’ will be replaced with the ‘f’. This will make words like ‘fotograf’ 20% shorter.
• In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent ‘e’-s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
• By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing ‘th’ with ‘z’ and ‘w’ with ‘v’.
• During ze fifz year, ze unesesary ‘o’ kan be dropd from vords kontaining ‘ou’ and similar changes vud ofkors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a realy sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand each ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU! 25.01.2013 20:54:09, Бозон
данное сообщение показывает, какие удивительные вещи может делать наш разум! впечатляющие вещи! сначала было трудно, но сейчас на этой строке ваш разум читает это автоматически, не задумываясь об этом... бла-бла))) 25.01.2013 14:01:53, natmet
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