На каком этаже?

Прошу прощения за английский:о)
А вы бы на каком этаже остановились?
Я б доверху не дошла бы точно:о)
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A new Husband Shopping Center opened where a woman could go to choose from
among many men for her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The
only rule was once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a
man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down
except to leave the place. So, a couple of girlfriends went to this place
to find a man as a prospective husband.

First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and love
kids." The women read the sign and say, "Well, that's better than not
having jobs or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up."

So, up they go. Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmm, " say the girls. "
But I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" say the women.
"Very tempting, BUT there's more further up!"

And up they go. Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak." "Oh mercy me! But just think what must be
awaiting us further up!" exclaim the women. So, up to the fifth floor
they go.

The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are
impossible to please."