в принципе про детей:)

> A woman and a baby were in there doctor's examining room, waiting for the
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> > doctor to come in.
> >
> > The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weighed and asked if
> the
> > baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
> >
> > "Breast-fed" she replied.
> >
> > Well, strip down to your waist, the doctor ordered.
> >
> > She did. He pressed, kneaded, and pinched both breasts for a while in a
> > detailed thorough examination.
> >
> > Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, no wonder this baby is hungry.
> > You don't have any milk.
> >
> > I know, she said, I'm his grandma, but I'm glad I came.
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